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I'm William the Conqueror, I am

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

Caption: Previously in English history:
T-Rex: I'm William the Conqueror.
T-Rex: King of England!
T-Rex: I laid waste to all who stood before me!
Utahraptor: Thus the epithet "Conqueror"?
T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: No Anglo-Saxon's horse chestnut on a string could stand up to mine!

The author writes:

I don't think we have horse chestnuts in Australia. I could imagine playing conkers with macadamias. Only every match would be a draw because none of them would ever break.