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T-Rex: I'm going to write some brand new...
T-Rex: ANCIENT GREEK MYTHS!
T-Rex: One day Zeus was walking along, listening to Muse on his phone. He spotted a hot young nymph and turned into a hamburger and got her with child. The kid turned out to be Ronald McDonald.
Utahraptor: That's not the sort of myth the Ancient Greeks told!
T-Rex: Actually, it's pretty darn close.
Utahraptor: Hmm. True.
T-Rex: Next: New Aesop's Fables!
T-Rex: I'll make a fortune.
The author writes:
Inspired by a lamentation that nobody writes ancient Greek myths any more - as a genre for new works it's totally died out.