T-Rex: I've invented a new type of golf.
T-Rex: XTREME GOLF!
T-Rex: It's played on a vertical surface, with a multi-course green spanning 3 continents. The bunkers are gravitational singularities.
T-Rex: It's only played in hurricanes of Category 4 or above.
T-Rex: And the compulsory uniform is a frilly pink dress.
Utahraptor: Are there SHARKS involved?
T-Rex: Not XTREME enough!
T-Rex: We use PUBLIC SPEAKING. With a non-nude audience!
The author writes:
Mr Coker threw out the first line at random, and we ran with it for all it was worth.