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T-Rex: I'm running a Kickstarter!
T-Rex: To start kicking!
T-Rex: Pledge $10 and I'll come over and kick you. Pledge $20 and I'll kick you AND a person of your choice.
Utahraptor: What are the stretch goals?
T-Rex: If I raise $5000, I'll get to really stretch my legs.
Utahraptor: This sounds incredibly dodgy.
T-Rex: No, it's legit.
T-Rex: I'm not accepting any kickbacks.
The author writes:
For $100 T-Rex will also sign the cast on your leg after he kicks you.