T-Rex: A jape for your amusement:
T-Rex: Put confetti on a ceiling fan.
T-Rex: Another jape: Double sided sticky tape on the toilet seat.
T-Rex: So funny.
T-Rex: Put arsenic in the sugar bowl.
Utahraptor: Those are irresponsible and potentially dangerous.
T-Rex: Don't worry. The tape is easy to remove with sulphuric acid.
The author writes:
And if you're worried about the confetti, make it out of magnesium strips, which are easily cleaned away with a flamethrower.