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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: All the interesting types of bananas were killed by disease
T-Rex: in the 1950s.
T-Rex: Prior to this, there were bananas that tasted like pizzas, and hamburgers!
Utahraptor: Can they be recreated by selective breeding?
T-Rex: I guess so. You could cross a pizza with a banana.
Utahraptor: What about pineapples?
T-Rex: THIS IS NOT A JOKE ANY MORE.
The author writes:
This comic is barely even false!
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