T-Rex: Let me tell you my idea for a great new board game.
T-Rex: MONOPOLY crossed with SNAKES AND LADDERS.
T-Rex: In SPAAACE!
Dromiceiomimus: Wow! Nice theming.
T-Rex: No, no... literally in space. For Astronauts!
Utahraptor: But T-Rex! Snakes would have no effect in zero gravity.
Utahraptor: And United Nations declarations prohibit ownership of property in space.
T-Rex: I'll toss it in the bin like my other bad game idea.
T-Rex: San Juan in space.
The author writes:
This is probably a one-percenter, but those of you who get it will find it hilarious.
Or else we'll have to get some Galactic Trendsetters onto the job.