T-Rex: The Last Jedi...
T-Rex: There's this Jedi, who may or may not be the Last one!
T-Rex: It depends.
Dromiceiomimus: Steady on!
Utahraptor: I heard Luke dies!!!
Utahraptor: And Darth Vader comes back to life and dies again!!
Utahraptor: And Yoda too!
T-Rex: Well they can't ALL be the Last Jedi...
T-Rex: Wow! Suspense!
The author writes:
 Have I ever footnoted a title before? I hope it works...