T-Rex: Today I flipped a coin.
T-Rex: Rolled a die.
T-Rex: Shuffled a deck of cards.
T-Rex: Played Russian roulette.
T-Rex: Drew three balls from a bag containing 5 red balls and 8 black balls.
Utahraptor: Why tho?
T-Rex: I'm so random.
The author writes:
But did he lose at the roulette??