T-Rex: I'm taking on the World Mixed Martial Arts & Crafts Champion!
T-Rex: I'm going to make a COLLAGE!
T-Rex: I'm sure my use of mixed media will overwhelm my opponent.
T-Rex: My secret move is... gluing macaroni to a board.
Utahraptor: I've seen the champion and she looks pretty tough!
Utahraptor: She does crochet. With RIBBONS!
T-Rex: I guess I'll just have to kick her in the face, then!
The author writes:
It was a technical knockout in the tenth round, when the champion started using a one-two combo with her right hook to integrate silver glitter thread into her throw rug. It just made T-Rex's spray-painted macaroni look cheap and tacky.
 She had another crochet hook in her left hand, too.