T-Rex: I went to my local Chinese restaurant the other day.
T-Rex: For DIM SUM!
T-Rex: I grabbed several steamers full of dumplings and began eating. It was delicious.
T-Rex: But then...
T-Rex: A waiter tripped and spilled his trolley all over the place! It went everywhere!
Utahraptor: Oh no!
T-Rex: It was won-ton destruction!
T-Rex: It was XO tragic!
The author writes:
Actually they were shao mai, but who's counting?