T-Rex: My brilliant new business idea: It's Uber, but for...
T-Rex: BREAKFAST CEREAL!
T-Rex: You type in what cereal you'd like to eat, and it shows you where other people have a bowl of that to share.
T-Rex: And then go there and eat out of their bowl.
Utahraptor: Aren't there some safety concerns to address?
T-Rex: Oh... like they turn out to be some sort of ... CEREAL KILLER!
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