T-Rex: Andy Weir's next novel has been announced.
T-Rex: SO EXCITED!
T-Rex: It's a prequel, telling how Mark Watney became an astronaut after being saved from slavery by two Jedi Knights.
Utahraptor: Noooooo!!!! That's impossible!!
T-Rex: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
T-Rex: Don't you want to learn why when he was on Mars he hated sand so much?
The author writes: