T-Rex: Skipping breakfast:
T-Rex: GOOD OR EVIL?
T-Rex: Evidence #1: Hitler had breakfast every day. Evidence #2: Chemtrails are the leftover breakfast bits dumped from planes.
T-Rex: Evidence #3:..
Utahraptor: That's not evidence!
Utahraptor: It's just crazy wacko propaganda!
T-Rex: it must be true.
T-Rex: I heard it on breakfast radio!
The author writes:
Inspired by a true story. Believe it or not. Okay, well, inspired by an actual conversation we had.