Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: Two sabres were happily married.
T-Rex: Until one of them met a cutlass!
T-Rex: He was dashing and adventurous, and the sabre was drawn into his exciting lifestyle. They began meeting discreetly for illicit liaisons.
T-Rex: This went on without the other sabre knowing.
Utahraptor: You're not going to say it was a "sworded affair", are you?
T-Rex: The story has more point than that!
The author writes:
"Drawn" into his exciting lifestyle... ha ha! Get it?