T-Rex: This year's fashion:
T-Rex: So chic, so trendy, so fashionable.
Utahraptor: But T-Rex, we all have tails already.
Utahraptor: And they haven't changed.
T-Rex: Yes, but this year they're arbitrarily in vogue. FASHION! You wouldn't understand it.
The author writes:
I only figured out recently that the names of all those magazines like Vogue and Mode and Style are all just synonyms for "fashion".
Not to be outdone, use more than one synonym at once!: Fashion Trend.