Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: Magic item class! How to make a...
T-Rex: CLOAK OF ELVENKIND!
T-Rex: 1. Get an elf. 2. It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Utahraptor: Wait! You're advocating skinning an elf?
T-Rex: How else would you make an elven cloak?
Utahraptor: Uh... be an elf. And use your racial craft talent.
T-Rex: Be an elf? No way!
T-Rex: Too dangerous in my games!
The author writes:
I believe this was inspired by a lunchtime conversation with friends.
Yeah, this is the sort of stuff we talk about.