T-Rex: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
T-Rex: I JAYWALKED once.
Dromiceiomimus: I trespassed on someone's property to take a short cut after I got lost in the countryside one time.
Utahraptor: I killed some guy.
Utahraptor: He cut his fingernails at his desk.
T-Rex: Totally justified.
The author writes:
No jury would convict you for that. Seriously.