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Pizza for pizza-free diets

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: I've invented a new type of pizza!
T-Rex: Yum yum!
T-Rex: Deconstructed hipster paleo organic vegan gluten-free activated single-origin dairy-free pizza!
Utahraptor: Must be tres healthy!
T-Rex: It is! It has no calories!
Utahraptor: What's in it?
T-Rex: It's a lump of coal.
T-Rex: Served on a wooden board.

The author writes:

Yeah, I know you can burn coal (and wood for that matter), so this dish has calories in it in the sense that you can extract heat energy from it. That's different to nutritional calories.