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T-Rex: T-Rex presents The Periodic Table:
T-Rex: 40: ZIRCONIUM
T-Rex: A grey-white transition metal. The name comes from the Persian "zargun", which means "gold coloured." True!
Utahraptor: Those wacky Persians!
T-Rex: Martin Klaproth first identified the element in minerals, and named it zirkonerde! Also true!
T-Rex: Fun fact: if you write a silly but believable "fact" about an element in Wikipedia, you could see it here! True!!
The author writes:
You can just imagine Zirkonerde at the Periodic Table High School, wearing thick glasses and being pushed around by the tough guys like Iron and Titanium.