T-Rex: Yogurt or yoghurt?
T-Rex: IT DEPENDS!
T-Rex: The more letters, the fancier and more expensive it is. And "yoghourt" is ultra posh.
Utahraptor: I had "youghourt" once.
T-Rex: Oooh. Funcy.*
Utahraptor: I had to sell a kidney to buy it.
T-Rex: There's an idea.
T-Rex: Kidney flavoured yyoughzourt.
The author writes:
"Yogo" is little more than off milk.
* DMM: I wanted to put "Fancois", but AC thought people might not understand that.