T-Rex: Let's play...
T-Rex: FAMILY FREUD!
T-Rex: Name something that turns you on.
Utahraptor: An attractive member of the opposite sex!
T-Rex: The top ten answers are all:
T-Rex: Your mother!
The author writes:
Admit it. You made the sound effect in your head for panel 5.
 Canonically, in Dinosaur Comics Utahraptor is gay. But this isn't Dinosaur Comics, so we can occasionally be a bit different here.