Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: I had an MRI scan...
T-Rex: OF MY BRAIN!
T-Rex: It's uncomfortable. You get strapped in a face cage and slid into a really claustrophobic tube for half an hour while the machine makes loud noise.
T-Rex: When the radiologist let me out I said:
T-Rex: "I'm glad that's over."
Utahraptor: And what did they say?
T-Rex: "Good. If you wanted to stay in any longer,
T-Rex: you'd need your head examined."
The author writes:
This is a true story. More or less.