T-Rex: I've just come up with a great new scam.
T-Rex: I'LL BE RICH!
T-Rex: I'll buy bulk coffee beans and make coffee for like 5 cents a cup, and sell it for like $3.50 a cup!
Utahraptor: By the time you add costs for milk, sugar, labour, rental, cleaning, advertising, and public liability, you're only making 5% profit.
T-Rex: Oh. I'll sell printer ink refills on the side.
The author writes:
Alternatively: Drink 'n' Ink.