T-Rex: I've invented a new pseudoscience.
T-Rex: Add the digits of your salary, go to that page in the nearest book, find the sentence number equal to number of years at your job.
Utahraptor: Wow! Then what?
T-Rex: That sentence tells you how to get your next pay rise!
T-Rex: Here's mine:
T-Rex: "Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles."
The author writes:
A quick Google reveals "remunerology" generates mostly hits asking if remunerology.com and similar sites are scams or not.
That's a good sign for a new pseudoscience.