T-Rex: There's a new superhero on the scene.
T-Rex: BENCH PRESS MAN!
T-Rex: He's incredibly ripped and has rock hard abs!
Utahraptor: Has he done any hero stuff?
T-Rex: He rescued a cat in a tree by lifting the tree and tipping it over.
T-Rex: The cat was saved after 2 sets of 8 reps!
The author writes:
And then he turned down a medal from the city because he needed to go and get a protein shake.