T-Rex: Allow me to expound on...
T-Rex: THE NOODLE HYPOTHESIS!
T-Rex: All "noodles" are actually merely fragments of the One Noodle. You only ever eat small parts of it.
Utahraptor: What happens when you start digesting them?
T-Rex: That brings us to my other hypothesis.
T-Rex: You don't want to know about it.
T-Rex: Trust me.
The author writes:
Of course the only way to destroy the One Noodle is to throw it into the fires of an exceptionally hot pot of boiling water and overcook it.
This causes an accidaldente.