T-Rex: I went to the ballet the other day.
T-Rex: There was a woman who did this pose balancing on the toes of one foot.
Utahraptor: Like this?
T-Rex: You know what? EXACTLY like that!
T-Rex: Except she wasn't a dinosaur.
The author writes:
Inspired by an actual evening at the ballet. (My wife makes me go once a year.) Some of the things they do are really amazingly athletic.