T-Rex: Through several perfectly reasonable occurrences in sequence...
T-Rex: I've INHERITED A CASTLE!
T-Rex: Apparently it's haunted. By velociraptors. To take possession I need to spend a night in the castle. Alone!
Utahraptor: Are they ghost velociraptors? Or zombie ones?
T-Rex: Both! They died and the bodies became zombies while the spirits became ghosts!
Utahraptor: Whoa! Double spooky!
T-Rex: They got a 2-for-1 deal at the eternal damnation emporium.
T-Rex: Plus coupons!
The author writes:
This didn't seem like it rambled quite so much as we were writing it...