T-Rex: Ridley Scott confirmed as director of...
T-Rex: STAR WARS EPISODE VIII!
T-Rex: He's going to integrate the back story of the Alien franchise!
Utahraptor: Yeah, it'll be awesome!
Utahraptor: I can't wait to see when Chewbacca is revealed to be the Alien queen's twin brother!
T-Rex: Nooooooooo!!!!! That's not true!!! That's impossible!
T-Rex: You bitch!
The author writes:
You'll be looking in all the dark corners in Episode VII. You just know it now.