T-Rex: I traded my cow for some...
T-Rex: MAGIC BEANS!
T-Rex: I cooked them up in a burrito, with guacamole, cheese, and jalapeños.
T-Rex: They were delicious.
T-Rex: But I wouldn't quite say they tasted magical.
T-Rex: A beef burrito would have been better.
The author writes:
And a new classic fable is born.