T-Rex: Like my Halloween costume? Look at me!
T-Rex: I'm a "dinosaur"!
T-Rex: Raaarrh! Give me candy or I will stomp your house!
Dromiceiomimus: Woof! Woof!
Utahraptor: Cool! I'm a "dinosaur" too!
T-Rex: Huh. That is the least convincing costume I have ever seen.
T-Rex: At least my costume isn't some lurid shade.
T-Rex: The Triassic called, they want your costume back!
The author writes:
In past years he's dressed up like an early amphibian, a lobe-finned fish, a sea squirt, and a sponge.