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Permanent URL: https://mezzacotta.net/dinosaur/?comic=252
Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: I've decided to...
T-Rex: GET MARRIED!
Dromiceiomimus: Cool! Who's the lucky she-dinosaur? Or he-dinosaur, since you may marry whoever you want to.
T-Rex: Nobody! I'm going to get married by myself!
Utahraptor: But...
T-Rex: Why should people who aren't attracted to anyone be excluded? It's discriminatory!!
Utahraptor: Thats... actually an interesting point.
T-Rex: Right! So you'll also be supporting my bid to qualify for the next Rugby World Cup.
T-Rex: By myself!
The author writes:
I'd pay to see him versus England in the semi-final.