Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: I've got a question for all you pants-wearers.
T-Rex: What's the deal with trousers?!
T-Rex: You're drawing all this attention to that bit of your body. It's perverse!
T-Rex: Look at me. You've never looked down there, have you?
Utahraptor: OMG! Who would want to?
T-Rex: See my point?
The author writes:
Admit it: You just looked with interest at T-Rex "down there" for the first time, didn't you?