Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: T-Rex presents The Periodic Table:
T-Rex: 18 ARGON
T-Rex: AN inert gas, breathed by some athletes to produce hypoxia to stimulate increased haemoglobin production and thus aerobic capacity. Therefore BANNED by the World Anti Doping Agency.
Utahraptor: Wow! Banned as a performance enhancing drug...
Utahraptor: Despite being chemically and biologically inert!
T-Rex: Wait until they hear about this dihydrogen monoxide stuff!
The author writes:
And wait until they get a load of homeopathic performance enhancing drugs.