T-Rex: There will come a day when I will need disposable cutlery...
T-Rex: BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!!
T-Rex: Today I am capable of eating my meal without utensils.
T-Rex: But there will come a day...
T-Rex: When I need to tackle a spaghetti carbonara.
T-Rex: And on that day...
T-Rex: May the Spork be with me.
The author writes:
One imagines that a dinosaur eating spaghetti carbonara would be pretty messy without a utensil.