T-Rex: So, apparently climbing trees is a thing.
T-Rex: Those wacky primates!
T-Rex: It'll never catch on.
T-Rex: You need long arms, for one.
Utahraptor: It helps them evade predators.
T-Rex: Maybe, but does it generate Facebook likes?
T-Rex: Let's focus on the important things here!
T-Rex: Climbing the social ladder!
The author writes:
One could argue that primates and then humans evolved so as to exploit the opportunities provided by social media platforms.
It wouldn't be a good argument, but it might be entertaining.