Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: I went on an expedition to see some wild snakes.
T-Rex: But I found TREASURE!
T-Rex: I brought it home, and people got jealous of my newfound wealth. All my friends turned against me.
Utahraptor: I'm a tax collector. I hear you found treasure.
Utahraptor: According to the law, you have to turn it all over to the government. We'll store it in a secret warehouse.
T-Rex: Why'd it have to be treasure?
The author writes:
Be careful what you wish for, because you might get something else entirely which is actually less fun.