T-Rex: I was at the symphony the other day, and...
T-Rex: SOMEONE'S PHONE RANG!
T-Rex: Then they answered it! And were talking!
Dromiceiomimus: How rude!
T-Rex: I know!
Utahraptor: But T-Rex, that was part of the performance
Utahraptor: It's a modern piece by an avant-garde composer!
T-Rex: Was me eating him part of the performance too>
T-Rex: He was delicious.
The author writes:
Also inspired by actual events at the concert I attended last Saturday.