T-Rex: When I get sad, I shed my tail.
T-Rex: AND EAT IT!
T-Rex: It grows back every time, and that makes me happy.
Utahraptor: You get no net nutrition that way.
T-Rex: It doesn't matter. It really makes me feel better.
T-Rex: I call it retail therapy.
The author writes:
Us poor humans have to make do with a poor substitute.