T-Rex: Everyone has a dead bird story.
T-Rex: A friend of mine had his golf ball land on one. He had to look up the rules on what to do.
Dromiceiomimus: Was it a birdie?
Utahraptor: I was swimming once and a dead bird hit me in the face.
T-Rex: So what's your dead bird story?
The author writes:
These stories are both true: golf - AC; swimming - DMM.
Share your dead bird stories in the forums.
(And no, it wasn't a birdie. He had to take a drop and lose a stroke. Or else play it as it was and smash bird guts all over the fairway.)