Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: I saw a ghost.
T-Rex: It was rummaging through my kitchen drawers. Looking for a bottle opener, I think.
Utahraptor: That seems odd. How do you know that?
T-Rex: It had a beer in one hand.
Utahraptor: Oh. That makes sense.
T-Rex: Wait! I haven't told you the weird part!
The author writes:
Apparently if you help a ghost to achieve what it is seeking, it can depart this material plane of existence in peace.
A bottle opener seems like a small price to pay, yet so few people are willing to give one to a ghost.