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{Gwenyth and Lenny are walking down a street}
{the Mysterious Woman Who Only Ever Appears in the Background is in the background}
Gwenyth: I haven't had a coffee in four days.
{the scene changes to Ancient Egypt, complete with a pyramid being constructed in the background; Gwenyth looks at it with curiosity}
Lenny: You know coffee originates from the region around Ethiopia?
{back to the street; they approach a graveyard}
Gwenyth: Okay, Egypt isn't even vaguely near Ethiopia. I think something's wrong with the causation orbit.
{passing the graveyard now, a gravestone is labelled "Chuckie"; a cat is up a tree nearby}
Gwenyth: Is that your cat?
Lenny: Yo know the Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats as gods?