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Fantasy Wizardry

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Strip by: Charles Brubaker

Man: Are you Ambrose, a wizard for hire?
Ambrose: Indeed, my friend. I can provide all your wizardy needs! I can make beautiful women fall for you, I can turn water into gasoline, bring peace to the world forever...so what do you seek?
Man: Well, I was wondering if you can eliminate all mosquitoes forever...
Ambrose: Whoa nelly, that's just fantasy-level delusion there, thinking that we can be free from those pests.