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No. 815: GarNim: Episode 5

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GarNim: Episode 5

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Strip by: LTDave

Ambrose: {IC} Greetings, Garnim, People of the Valley!
Steve: {IC} Why are all these animals naked?
Ambrose: My kids keep playing with them.
Holly: {IC} Well, they are toys.
Ambrose: {IC} For 379 seasons my people have protected this valley, and ensured your peace.
Steve: Why is he so small? Are the Hargrim Hobbits?
Oliver: Oh, a twist!
Ambrose: No, it's just the best model I have. He... I mean "ze" is out of scale.
Holly: "Ze"?
Ambrose: Hargrim do not use gender specific pronouns.
Steve: Very advanced.
Ambrose: Yes, they have also mastered bronzeworking, monotheism, and refuse to use indefinite articles.
Oliver: So they believe in THE god, not just A god?
Ambrose: Zey. And yes.

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