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No. 538: The Sound of Failing at Music

The Sound of Failing at Music

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Strip by: Negative N

Holly: At last! I have created the perfect song! I'm a musical geniusoso.
Delkin: No. The guitar was in open-e-flat-augminished instead of drop-f-sharp-17th standard, the bass was out of sync, and the drums were stolen. Trying to teach you music was a waste.
Holly: Wha-those aren't even real music terms!
Delkin: Just kidding, I meant open-you're-terrible.

The author writes:

Faux music terminology. My favourite.