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No. 689: How to Get Jon Arrested

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How to Get Jon Arrested

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Strip by: Stephen Mercer

{The pet door has a plank of wood nailed over it}
Jon: Garfield, help! I locked myself out getting the paper!
Jon: Hurry! I don't have any underpants on!
Garfield: Come in through the pet door. {walks away}
{silent beat}
Jon: Garfield!

The author writes:

This trick only works on people called Jon. It's worse than what happened to him in the original strip!

Original strip: 2001-03-06.