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No. 677: Random Garfield Collection

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Random Garfield Collection

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Strip by: Terrane

Garfield: It's my birthday and I get to do anything I want!
{Jon hands Garfield a plate of meatloaf}
Jon: Meat loaf...
{Garfield unenthusiastically eats it}
[SFX]: munch, munch, munch, munch, munch
Garfield: Nummm.
{Garfield and Jon are sitting together}
Garfield: Next to the other one?
Jon: Nothing can go wrong if I just sit here.
{They're next seen outside}
Garfield: The excitement was too much.
Jon: Probably a stomach virus.
{A loud noise is heard.}
[SFX]: WHOOMPO
{Garfield is seen with his face puckered so bad it's inside his own head}
{Garfield runs away from Jon, who is wearing a garish outfit, while covering his face}
Garfield: My eyes! My eyes!
Jon: I know that look.
Jon: No hug?
Garfield: I need motivation.
{Jon offers Garfield a beet and a glass of water}
Garfield: I'm deciding.
Jon: Friday night...
Jon: I'm tired of thinking deep thoughts, Garfield.
{A spider is hanging above Garfield}
Jon: Watch out for the spider!
{Garfield and Jon are sitting around doing nothing}
Garfield: Two hundred moths committed suicide.
Jon: I wonder what my place in history will be?
Jon: {To Garfield} You're getting fatter.
Jon: You know what that means...
{Garfield falls down and goes to sleep in front of his bed}
Jon: You're pathetic.
Garfield: Z.

The author writes:

A small collection of short and very strange strips made with the help of the Garfield Randomiser.

Original strips: 2001-01-05, 2001-02-09, 2001-03-20, 2001-06-19, 2001-07-24, 2001-10-05, 2001-10-11, 2001-10-26, 2001-11-24, 2001-12-15, 2002-01-04, 2002-01-08, 2002-01-10, 2002-01-30, 2002-06-07, 2002-11-05, 2003-01-17, 2003-05-29, 2003-06-06, 2004-09-20.