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No. 664: Garfbert

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Garfbert

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Strip by: Craig Wittler

Caption: Garfield: Evil Director of Human Resources
Garfield (to Dilbert's Pointy Haired Boss): Being evil used to mean something.
Garfield: These days I can cut salaries by 10% and people will thank me for not firing them!
Pointy Haired Boss:Do you want to help me eat employee lunches from the break room fridge?
Garfield: I'd like that.

The author writes:

Some substitutions are too easy, and Garfield for Catbert is one of them. (In fact, I thought somebody had done this before me, but couldn't find it in the archive. If you do, never mind.)

Original Dilbert strip: 2009-04-18.