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No. 5445: Garfield Minus Proper English

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Garfield Minus Proper English

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Strip by: MrGenie151

Garfield: Always only convey that hungry cat dinner is almost ready
{Garfield walks into frame}
Garfield: One thing smells well, what is it?
Jon: Myself'm moving to baked lasagna, garfield. Will you wanna helped?
Garfield: Let my intelligent around it of that min. Sure!
Jon: First our'll brown hamburger the taking tomato sauce and seasonings
Garfield: Myself'd better look conditionally to that stuff fresh
Jon: Then our'll the scoop ricotta, the slice mozzarella and the grate parmesan
Garfield: Myself'd better look conditionally to that stuff don't fresh
Jon: Next, our'll laid that bed for noodles the on pan
{Garfield's thought box is an illegible mess}
Jon: And currently our'll baked it of individual hour upon 375 degrees
Jon: Gee, this recipe never did create highly lasagna
Garfield: It apparently never did to take sampling onto account

The author writes:

I thought it would be funny to do this.

And I was right.

Original strip: 1986-07-13.